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Thursday, June 30, 2005 

Never Step out of your Domain

Different things happen in your life, some in which you take pleasure and some in which others! Those who know me wouldn’t have taken long to realise something of the second type always happens to me and those of you who don’t, would believe it soon.

Not long back ! On a fine day I walked into this Girls College! Why? I had my part time classes [now don’t ask me why I joined it, I don’t have the answer, and even if I did I would have sounded dazed]. We were given the pleasure to walk in without giving much of explanation to the Security !!! Infact this is the first time I was seeing a Girls College. Being, weekend there were very few 'distractions' there, though there were some, I am not exactly sure what they were doing there, probably they had some classes too. The quantity was large enough for us to get distracted, and small enough for us not to go unnoticed gazing them. Sigh !

Soon I finished one lecture looking out of the windows and wondering what am I doing here !

"Ok Class! Break! We'll meet again in 10 mins."

Now I went out, did some usual stuffs like took some water, chatted with friends and blackguarded the classes! It was when there were only two mins left for the next class to begin, I realised I needed to see the rest room.

"Excuse me Guys! I will join you soon."

I went out to search for the place. Looked around the entire ground floor, I could see the only one rest room and it read "Ladies Toilet". Quickly rushed to the first floor only to be disappointed! Reached gasping and panting to the second floor, my last hope ! After looking through it, "Jesus Christ! Where is the goddamn rest room", I exclaimed! I was perplexed! Now it didn’t take me long to realise I am in deep problem, "Its a girls college" !!! Now what do I do now?

Tried checking the floors again, if anything is missed while coming down ! Only to realise I can't hold it any longer! and the damn glass of water I took was making it worser ! Checked my watch, already late !! Fighting with my conscience I decided to do it at a open area, quickly rushed to a tree and found its in direct view of the Hostel ! Came back!

Now problem was getting heavier! Logical thinking quickly gave me a solution, what would the male faculties do? They need a place too. I looked around, no guys, some girls ! Looked if there were any security, but guess they were enjoying the weekend too.

Finally with all the disinclination decided to ask some girl! No one was alone, all in groups, and there wouldn't anything more embarrassing! Just then ! Aaah! I saw a girl walking down the stairs, alone ! My savior!

"Excuse me! I am sorry to ask this, but where is the Men's rest room?"

"Are you Kidding!? There aren't any, this is a girls college"

"Yeah! But where do the faculties go? There must be something"

"Yeah it might be near Teachers Offices, go right then take the first left!"

"Thanks a lot!"

I followed her words, and there was some guard standing near the teachers offices. He stopped me! I explained him my ordeal, he was kind enough to allow me!

At last! Peace.

Reached the class 15 mins late.

"What made you late!"

Preferred not to talk about it!


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Now laugh ! Laugh until your diaphragm pop out as a balloon ! :-(

Guess the title proves true, "Never step out of your Domain"

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